STS- Stupid Talk Syndrome

Hi! Here's my second post, I got over 50 page views on the first one but nobody commented! :( Maybe I'll get a few for this one?

STS (completely fictional) is a disease that effects a whole 10 of people! STS-Together, is a charity (that I made up) that is close to my heart as they have helped me and the nine other 'diagnosees'. Any donations would be very much appreciated! On behalf of STS-Together
I have conjured up a little advertisement! Please read on, and comment at the end! Enjoy:

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Have you found yourself laughing out loud for no real reason lately? During class or an important meeting? During a tense or serious moment? In the middle of a boring conversation? On your own in public? (Can also be a symptom of psychological issues)

Have you been catching yourself tripping on your words? Stumbling through sentences? Mixing up letters, like, "Excuse me, do you tave the hime?" Instead of 'have the time?'? Have you been drifting off into galactic alien languages? Like, when reading aloud: "Once upon a time there lived a beautiful boosheeladooguldereburytopholoipicusadingeralserprincess"?

Yes? Well then you may be suffering from STS - Stupid Talk Syndrome! Along with me and another nine people across the globe!

Causes of STS: stupid friends, one of mine recently told me she had a severe allergic reaction to poison; I caused her to die-_-
: consuming too many toxins, such as big brother foot or baby diarrhoea odours.
: not enough farting, this can also lead to blurry vision, headaches, dirty-minded-ness and in some cases-nausea, it depends on the food previously eaten. For example, holding in beans makes more problems than holding in water. I mean what harm is a little puddly?

A cure I hear two, maybe three of you bellow for? No, there isn't but the effect, eventual death, can be slowed down easily by drinking untreated water. This can be found in the drinks aisle of your local Tesco. Warning: this product is known to contain twigs, plastic bags, shopping trollies, horse meat posing as beef and corpses.

Side effects of drinking untreated water:
1. Violent puking
2. Ninja skills
3. Pregnancy
4. Crawling skin
5. Death, again
6. And, uncontrollable hiccups

*beware: there's a possibility this had not been tested on humans yet, certain scientists are currently under questioning.

Have you noticed the symptoms on your persona, or the persona of another persone? Then please call Dave, the mean scientist who will hold you in a cage in his lab and poke you and experiment on your condition against your will @
1800 1850 2422 0887 5663 112

ellietheblogger cannot be held responsible for thick people who take this seriously and actually drink untreated water!
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Well? Does it deserve a comment? I hope it does!:) next update = the __ (of February)!!!! Come back then to read the new post! I mean, why not?;)