Wednesday 17 July 2013

T is for tan!

It's month two of summer...
Most people are strutting around in revealing clothes exposing their sun tan.

Yeah, most people excluding me.

It's so hard when you're walking along the pier and some foreigner is patrolling along in their golden glowing-ness.

I suppose you could say I'm a little bit browner. I've upgraded from milk-bottle-white to white chocolate. 

I can't even burn. I'm so upset about it but then I also get a little teary eyed with pride when I pass a poor beggar burnt to a crisp.

And it just gets weirder and weirder. Get this, today it was warmer in Ireland than it was in France and Spain. Uh huh. 

Maybe if I go outside it will help my tan..??



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